Things moms with boys say

As a mom of two boys, I find myself saying the craziest things on a regular basis. Such as: “Don’t attack me with your head.” “Don’t eat toothpaste!” “You’re naked? Already? I thought I had more time …” The thought occurred to me that there are oodles of moms out there with even crazier things […]

I took a shower

I took a shower.  Earth paused its rotation in sheer contemplation of the boldness of such an act. God in His glory laughed at the story of me getting clean; it’s a fact.  I took a shower.  Two little boys with plenty of toys decided they needed the others’.  Then shouting ensued along with some […]